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[09 Mar 2006|03:49am] |
woo, 3.49, what a great time. oh well, at least i'm hyper rather than stressed. but the coffee's startin to wear off, and i'm not sure i should really have any more, 's only 3 hours til i have to get up and i'm still not finished art prep yet, what the hell is going on :s oh well, maybe all nighter in order. *yawn*
night night
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[22 Feb 2006|02:57pm] |
Choose a band/artist: Beatles, purely coz they wrote lots of songs.
Answer the following questions ONLY using titles of their songs:
1. Are you male or female: Lady Madonna
2. Describe yourself: I am the Walrus
3. How do some people feel about you: The Fool on the Hill
4. How do you feel about yourself: Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
5. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Help!
6. Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend: All you need is love (blame them for the cheesiness, not me)
7. Describe where you want to be: Octopus's Garden
8. Describe how you live: A day in the life
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Here comes the Sun
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Imagine
11. Now say goodbye: The End
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[05 Feb 2006|08:24pm] |
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[31 Jan 2006|03:09pm] |
right, updation really shd happen, though why i'm choosing to do it on the one day i'm ill and typing's kinda a lot of effort i can't imagine.
i've reached the conclusion i should stop readin weird books before going to bed:
one dream was that i was a tranvestite on a posh old fashioned train, and i was wearing a suit with a white dress underneath. then i sat down next to someone on the train and was talkin to them and then took the suit off to prove the fact i was actually a woman (only i think i was a man) think i may have been trying to get sex from them as well. oh and this was coz the dice told me to do it (elli, i'm holding you entirely responsible).
nother day i dreamed i was tryin to escape from a children's home which involved a lot of jumping off flights of stairs and running along banisters and stuff and everything was kinda dark. think tht wd be too much watchin jump london.
Oh and then there were several times i've jumped off roofs of skyscrapers and stuff, think that's a combination of the two, coz i'm pretty sure again that the dice told me to do it. also for some reason reminds me of the bit in clockwork orange where he ds that.
my dreams never used to be that weird, i mean they were weird, but in a slightly more harmless way, like i lived up trees or in a glass windmill or something.
although there was the one about an old woman who lived in the middle of a field of sunflowers and got burnt alive in her house,
the one where the world got destroyed by some space ship full of plants, and me and ro were meant to be stoppin it but for some reason we were in a pub with no money,
the one where our house got invaded by zombies and ro and me had to walk to whitby and hide in a church crypt, only ro was really ill so she had to go in the wheelbarrow,
the one where i was swinging through a jungle on those long vine things like in tarzan and tryin to get somewhere to stop someone doin sumthin,
one where me and hannah d ended up sailin a shipwreck down a steep wet road at about 100 miles an hour (started off as a river and ended up as a road),
and one where i ended up lying on the floor on hundreds of orange spiky blobs that stabbed me whenever i tried to move. so yeh, some of them were a little bit weird i spose.
so, anyway, i have no real news (cept the fact people at college have scabies and i dont want to get it) so i thought i'd jus put down all my not real (but much more interestin) news instead.
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[24 Jan 2006|07:17pm] |
( my party )
sorry ell for shamelessly stealin ur photos but i forgot to take any of my own.
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[07 Jan 2006|09:13pm] |
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( christmas )
sum of my mad family....
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[14 Dec 2005|08:23pm] |
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right, updating. for once. art's all handed in so i'm relaxing for a bit, briefly lost my locker key which meant a few nice days of no work, but unfortuneatly i've found it again :( had a party in spanish today coz it was our teacher's birthday (god we're sad, but it was fun).what else have i done... been sorting out all the old photos in the attic, playin a loada guitar. went to see the lion the witch and the wardrobe on sunday which was kinda good i think. extremely ott but oh well, ice skatin was fun and i have some bruises which are quite a pretty shade of blue now. and this weekend my family are havin a mass gathering which means i get to see my little cousins :) and then i think there's will's party next week... will, what's happenin abt tht and is it still on? and then there's some big meal with college people, and then it's christmas, which i am kidna lookin forward to, and then katie/liadan's comin and then there's soph's party and mary's gig and rach's party, and then i have to go back to college but i'm not thinkin abt that yet....
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[08 Dec 2005|09:55pm] |
not quite finished, but almost there. 's hard to see coz i had to scan it coz of no camera but it's basically a pair of old boots with a picture on.
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[29 Nov 2005|10:55pm] |
EVERYONE REPOST THIS...!!!!
THE TOP 5
_______Bests________
1. male friend: nt sure,
2. female friend: ditto,
3. Vacation: somewhere hot
4. age: 16
5. memory: i have lots and lots.
______Worst________
1. Time of day: 5-6 am
2. Day of the week: mon
3. Food:squid
4. Memory: not sure, not sure i want to go through all my memories and work it out. dsnt sound fun
_______Last__________
1. Person u saw: jenny?
2. Talk on the phone: ruth corry?
3. Hugged: jenny
4. Email/message: liadan
5: Text: prob the same
_______First_________
1. Kiss: liadan (dont slag me woman!)
2. Serious bf or gf: same
3. Car: non yet
4. First school: maldon county primary, oh the joy
5. Job: HoDis. again, the fun
_______Today________
1. What are you doing now: this?
2. Tonight: went to a lecture in manchester, talked to liadan, failed to do german homework
3. Wearing: jeans, t-shirt,jumper thing.
4. what did you eat for lunch: panini
5: Better than yesterday: no
________Tomorrow___________
1. Is: not gna be thought about yet
2. Got any plans: try and get some art done?
oh shit, i accidentally deleted 3. oh well.
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: waking up, the fact it's cold
5. Do you have work: yes
________Fav's__________
1. Number: 13 (contrary child that i was)
2: Song: not sure, depends, some shit songs bring back such gd memories. since leeds fest run to the hills, number of the beast,beautiful people and monkeys gone to heaven have to be up there somewhere. nightswimming, wonderwall (jus for the hs memories), yellow, whatever that songs called... oh yeh, bad touch, living on a prayer, 99 problems, disarm, rather be in love (mystic roots), easy skanking, no woman, no cry (bob marley)... god, forget it, i'll jus say i dunno.
3. Color: blue sunny sky colour
4. Season: SUMMER!
5. State: asleep?
________Currently_________
1. Are you in love: yup
2. Dating someone: i dont like the word dating for some reason.
3. Missing someone: YES! :(
4. Mood: not wanting to go to bed coz it's cold but knowin that if i dont i wont be able to get up in the mornin
5. Wanting: :(
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[12 Nov 2005|10:50am] |
( dancers and degas and stuff )
the best bits of my gcse work i picked up from school yesterday, still one project i havent got back. and don't even ask why ballet dancers coz i honestly can't remember.
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[04 Nov 2005|04:39pm] |
( more art, apologies to becca, rhi and smix )
there was some other stuff i meant to scan but the computer's bein too slow for me to be arsed. hopefully gna be gettin all my old stuff back from school next friday, then i can put up loads of crazy pictures of ballet dancers and other stuff that i can't quite remember why i did, and then laugh at how they're actually kinda bad now.
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[31 Oct 2005|06:35pm] |
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here you go will. i'm updating. so now you have to write bout ur half term to be fair.
oh god, urm, not quite sure where to start it's so long sins i've updated. well yeh, went to kettlewell (which is in the absolute middle of nowhere) with will, ema, adam, esther, jenny, rachel, hannah d, and ro. was gd fun and was even better that it was sunny on thurs so we didnt get completely soaked. well, we did, but at least it was voluntarily. well on the first night esther, rachel and me were cookin, which was kinda bad as we must've bin the bossiest three there, so yeh, we sorta screamed and shouted at each other, spilt pasta all over the floor but still managed to produce summat edible. then we discovered the joys of playing cards and eating loads of iced gems (all hannah d's fault), then the next day adam, jen and me went for a short walk to some stepping stones that ended with getting lost on a hill covered in luminous mushrooms and dead sheep and climbin a few more gates and walls than we shoulda in an attempt to find the path again. oh and adam was collecting skulls but then decided he didnt want one wen we got back to the hostel and put it in the compost bin so sum1s gna get a nasty surprise when they empty it... then everyone went for a walk to find a weak bridge (dunno why, but i know someone wanted to find it for some reason) and ended up having lunch by a river, making paper boats and then wading across the river and then realisin we had to come back again, so we all got wet about up to the knees. then most of walkin up some hill and hannah d and jen doin tht scene from titanic, hannah walkin down with no shoes on coz her wellies were full of water, sum very random conevrsations that i cant even remember (think i've subconciously blocked them out!) then buying that rice at the shop and findin it was the stuff that had to be boiled for an hour. playin racing demon, oh and that funny game with the "happy families" cards "and then miss bun walked along and saw mr and mrs farmer together in his tractor so she decided to join in, and mr policeman (cant remember what he's called) handcuffed a pig" god, we're immature but it was so funny. not surprisin no1 stayed in the same room as us long tho. then in the mornin when jenny, rachel and ema were gettin the eary bus (9.30), but then esther decided to go to to show them the way to the station, and hannah wanted to get back to be in time for work and then i thought i might as well go early seein as i was up, so sum1 went and told adam and will "'s jus you and ro on the later bus" then ro decided to go early as well, and then adam did so then will had to get up too (sorry will!). oh and then we managed to set a tea towel on fire. forgot abt that. then on the way back to the station there was the woman waving a stick and chasing the cows down the road. and hannah knitting on the train on the way back. was good fun anyway.
now what else happened. oh yeh, i was all set to go straight home wen we got back and get on with homework but i found i had a text from sib askin if i wanted to go to a murder mystery party and stay over at hers. so yeh, that was gd fun, not nice findin out sibs secretly a murderer tho, and eurotrip was jus the funniest trashiest film eva. then what's happened... went over to elli's last night to watch 21 grams, which was, well yeh. pretty gd film i spose. and after that i kinda walked around a bit, ended up walkin to town and back for no particular reason, oh well. then i've spent today doin not much, urm, what day is it? monday, yeh, urm, not sure what i've done really. anyway, some people turnin up soon to make pumkin lanterns, :) so i shd prob go clear my art stuff off the table.
WILL- YOU BETTER UPDATE NOW.
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| the latest story from liza and me |
[13 Oct 2005|10:08pm] |
twice upon a time (weren’t expecting that were you) there was a pair of twins who lived in two houses in the middle of a big turquoise lake. on the edge of the lake there lived a big, horrible, scary, and ugly LIBRARIAN, who had a thousand teeth and an intimidating chihuahuah, who she had to train to eat any children that were caught reading books. although she was a librarian she hated books because of an unpleasant incident from her youth which she rarely talked about, involving a mongoose and an old leather jacket, which used to belong to a man called steve, who had a motorbike which he called dorris (kj wd kill me for calling a motorbike dorris but oh well) and one day, while the evil librarian was walking along in the enchanted forest, who should show up but steve, riding his trusty flying motorbike through the sky. now this incident wouldn’t have been tragic, except for the fact that there was a small ladybird who had been taking a nap inside the exhaust pipe of the motorbike, when all of a suddenly woke up and shouted, "no you must land immediately" which the startly steve did, causing him to interrupt a stadium concert at which people were enjoying free marmalade because it was a concert in honour of Paddington bear, because he had recently discovered, unbeknownst to him and everyone else, that he wasn't really a bear, he was a pumpkin, which are very sacred in the land-of-twins-and-turquoise-lakes due to an ancient legend, the hero of which was a pumpking called the mighty and wonderful pumkin in the sky and in this legend the wonderful pumkin in the sky:
- (you mean pumpking, as he was a king among pumpkins)
- (indeed i do, thank you for correcting me!)
- (that's quite alright)
saved the land from the terrible curse of the flying teacakes. the curse of the flying teacakes was quite horrible, it cursed people to suddenly become obsessed (at around 4 o'clock) with the thought of how wonderful it would be to eat pieces of cardboard like substance full of burnt dried grapes and covered in lard and the pumpking ended this curse by decreeing that the hour of four o clock should be removed from everyone’s daily routine. this worked very well, as everyone went from 3:59 to 5 without any bother until one fateful day when a small girl called Prudentilla , who was possibly the only person in the pumpkingdom who liked teacake, extracted her dreadful revenge on the pumpking by carving a silly face on him. he was so angry that he called on the dreaded gobyovitch, who was a terrible oik who had eyes like mouldy cheese, and hair that smelt of turpentine (although there was a reason for this- he (she) had recently been painting the ancient temple a very nice shade of... peach, which he was unreasonably fond of because of his late aunt who had had a peach for a pet. however it wasn't an ordinary peach... this was a peach which could talk, and was full of wisdom, and spoke seven languages, which it learned while on his travels in seven different countries (well duh!) one of these countries was the great and mystical land of yorkshire, where the peach learned to speak in a funny accent, and to dance the fandango, a very complicated dance involving (lol) bells around the ankles and wonderfully strange outfits, which were all handmade by a mystical rabbit, who he'd met in a different place on his travels when he was about to get married to a large and vapid mushroom, but this would have been a horrible mistake as the mushroom was cannibalistic, luckily the mystical rabbit arrived just in time to eat the mushroom, which then gave him strange hallucinations, wherein he saw the future, which was lucky because he was able to predict the exact whereabouts of huge and friendly hippopotamus called rita, who would help him to put an end to all the nonsense pertaining the consumption of jellied eels, which was a fad that was sweeping the land, and was a bad thing for many reasons, including the fact that no-one quite understood the amazing intelligence of eels, and were quite unaware of the way the eels could cure all kinds of madness by one flick of a kimono, in a way which had been passed down since the first eel to discover this, who was called "numero uno eel" eels had many amazing qualities, but a sense of imagination was not one of them so it was surprising that numero uno eel was even wearing a kimono, which was not fashionable among eels at the time, but there was a special occasion which was the ceremony called the "washing of the new pineapple" which involved, surprisingly, washing a pineapple but the name was deceptive, because the pineapple was not new, but very old, which was why it needed washing, but then suddenly, in the middle of the ceremony,: there was a big bang!
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